Squid today. Better pricesses.
Jokes from Tongan prison. If you undestand them, you must have been improsioned in Tonga.
Joke one (actually on a tee shirt):
I almost got eaten in Tonga.
Joke two:
I had my friend over for umu last Sunday - boy was he delicious.
Joke three*:
Two Tongans walk into a store in Britan, and are browsing the selection of used brains on sale. The first Tongan picks up a Japanese brain, and sees it is marked 4 pounds sterling. The second Tongan picks up an American brain, ans sees it is marked 8 pounds sterling. Then they see a brain marked 100 pounds sterling, and they ask the shop keeper why that brain is so expensive, to which the shop keeper replies "Thats a Tongan brain, its hardly used at all".
*This is a racist joke. Don't run out and tell it to random Tongans on the street. Make sure you know them well before telling them this joke. Perhaps, you shouldn't tell anyone this joke. But it is a popular joke in Tonga at the moment. This joke was told to me by two of my prison 'friends' who were Tongan and they thought it was the funniest thing ever.